7 Things We Learned From The New ‘Jason Bourne’ Trailer

Jason Bourne has the worst retirement plan ever

Jason Bourne

A big mystery opening the film is just what ole JB’s been up to during the nine-year hiatus. After seemingly concluding his journey in Ultimatum, what new roads awaited our hero? Turns out . . . he’s doing the same thing as before, i.e. being tortured about his past. Not exactly new territory for the character. It’s like when The Dark Knight Rises decided to bench Batman for eight years after The Dark Knight. Making your hero mope for extended periods to explain hiatuses is lame. Hopefully the film will contain a little more about the intervening period. Nine years is a long time to suffer from insomnia.

Sam Flynn

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