Deadpool Reviews 2016 In New Interview

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Deadpool is renown for his constant smashing of the fourth wall. In fact, he breaks it a grand total of 23 times in his own feature film. In the latest issue of Empire Magazine, Deadpool (A.K.A. Ryan Reynolds) took part in a brilliantly dark interview and our whole world is open to ridicule. If you want to know how much he was paid, what T.J. Miller will do in the sequel and his strangest fan encounter: read Wade Wilson’s answers below:

How did you celebrate the success of your movie?
I had the cast of Sesame Street fired.

What’s the most extravagant thing you’ve bought with all that cash?
It’s a Fox film. I was paid in cocaine.

Who’s your unlikeliest celebrity fan?
Deathstroke.

What was your favourite movie of 2016? (Not your own.)
Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (Serious answer.)

Which film of 2016 would have been improved by you being in it?
The Amanda Knox documentary.

What’s the strangest fan encounter you’ve had this year?
I got my wife pregnant.

You filmed a video intro for our Deadpool issue. How was that?
Inexplicable hell. Don’t ever ask me to do that again or I’ll buy your shitty little magazine company and burn it to shapeless ash. Then I’ll go home to your wives, husbands and lovers to pick up the pieces of their broken little hearts and love them through this tragedy. Sure, it’ll take time, but many minutes later they’ll have forgotten all about you as I sing Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me in perfect symphony to my acrobatic yet alarmingly emotional love-making.

What can we expect from the sequel?
T.J. Miller snorting live mice off a mirror in the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport. Followed by a festival of handjobs. (Serious answer.)

Are you going to upgrade your suit?
We’re adding tasteful underwear, but the point is, I’m sorry for that thing I said about burning stuff and your families. I don’t know where rage like that comes from.

What are your New Year’s Eve plans?
Who’s asking? Doug? Did Doug contact you?

Thank you.
Fuck you.

In true Ryan Reynolds/Deadpool style – the interview is wonderfully crude. Do we expect anything less from the Merc With The Mouth? Of course not. Unfortunately, he doesn’t tease anything major from the upcoming sequel, we highly doubt T.J. Miller will be snorting live mice afterall. Luckily, Ryan Reynolds took part in a more grounded interview recently that gives a better insight into the film’s comedy.

Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is a former Special Forces operative who now works as a mercenary. His world comes crashing down when evil scientist Ajax (Ed Skrein) tortures, disfigures and transforms him into Deadpool. The rogue experiment leaves Deadpool with accelerated healing powers and a twisted sense of humor. With help from mutant allies Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand), Deadpool uses his new skills to hunt down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

‘Deadpool 2’ is supposedly aiming for a 2018 release date.

Source: Empire Magazine

Eammon Jacobs

Eammon Jacobs

English writer with a preference for all things Film, TV and Comic Book related. He joined Heroic Hollywood in 2016.