Check Out David Hasselhoff’s Epic ‘Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Song


Yesterday, we wrote a story about David Hasselhoff possibly having a role in the new Marvel Studios film, Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2. The Knight Rider and Baywatch star heavily teased his involvement, and while he has not confirmed – nor denied – a role in the film, we have a new song from the soundtrack featuring his iconic voice. The Hoff teams with The Sneepers for the new song, which is titled, ‘Guardians Inferno.’ If you listen closely, you will also hear Guardians‘ director James Gunn as he sings in the track’s chorus.

Hasselhoff’s epic lyrics are as follows:

“Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor (scientific name for raccoon)/Got no people skills but he’s good with motors,” Hasselhoff smoothly raps. “That weird thing by his side is an infantilized sequoia/When the two of them walk by people say oh boy-yah!/They ask me why I’m bringing a baby into battle/That’s really irresponsible and getting them rattled!/I say ‘Give me a break, get off my back damn it!/I didn’t learn parenting my daddy was a planet.”

The Hoff concludes the song with an epic, and touching rendition of Groot’s (Vin Diesel) iconic quote:

“In these times of hardship, just remember, WE… ARE.. GROOT…”

You can check out the full-track below:

So, what do you guys think of Hasselhoff’s badass vocals? Are you guys pumped for Guardians Vol. 2? You can check out the new movie when it arrives in theatres everywhere on May 5th!

Set to the backdrop of ‘Awesome Mixtape #2,’ Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 continues the team’s adventures as they traverse the outer reaches of the cosmos. The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill’s true parentage. Old foes become new allies and fan-favorite characters from the classic comics will come to our heroes’ aid as the Marvel cinematic universe continues to expand.


Roby D'Ottavi

Roby D'Ottavi

Just a young writer hoping to become an old writer. From the land Down Under; no, I don't know Jai Courtney.