How It Would Be If It Was ‘Valerian And The College Of A Thousand Papers’

Valerian and the City of a Thousand PlanetsHave you already got kicks from the recently screened film by Luc Besson – ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’? The main characters struggle for the peace in their galaxy, overcoming a significant number of issues. But guys, do you seriously believe that men of their age stew about such problems? – We do not think so!

Let’s have a look at what the film would be like if it was more down to earth. What worries do guys of the same age as our main characters have these days? You are right – college and university stuff. So, we have created an apt script for a film if it had been ‘Valerian and the College of a Thousand Papers.’

Every New Mission Always Comes at the Wrong Moment


You shouldn’t have any superpower to understand what every student is thinking about when summer holidays come to an end. Sunshine beaches in their minds are the only pleasure, and ongoing studying is the only reality that is waiting for students the nearest months.

Thus, our Valerian enjoys the last sunny moments with his friends and tries not to think about the inescapable college duties.

Back to School: Such a Happy Day

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No matter how much students wanted to wave it away, the first day of a new academic year still came. Hope you understand what kind of expression was on the faces when guys were to get up early morning, had a quick sandwich with a cup of coffee that gave them no kick, and went to school.

The Climax: Save Your World

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Of course, you know that troubles come fast and always in threes, don’t you? So, with the advent of college duties, here comes a pile of other problems: relationship misunderstandings, sleepless nights, party sickness, etc. Funny enough, our main characters face all of them! Now, they have to make a plan how to overcome these problems.

The key question that arises is ‘What is the apple of this discord?’ If you are a student, you will easily answer it – the biggest obstacle is a large number of urgent assignments the new academic year has prepared for our guys. But what can be done to solve this issue?

Two Heads Are Better Than One

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No matter what kind of trouble we face, keep in mind that it always makes you grow apart from your closest people. As soon as one understands that it’s better to act as a team, they will be able to cope with almost any issue on their way.

Having understood this, our characters realize that they are not foes, and their mission is to tackle all the college tasks helping each other.

The Solution Is Found

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Sure thing, modern technologies have come in handy to seek the settlement of a problem. Having put ‘need some help with my college papers’ into a search engine, Valerian got a large list of services that provide needy college students with writing help. Despite the basinful of work that they were to complete, they have found the reliable company to ask for help.

You may want to criticize them, but they didn’t do anything against the law. Valerian and Laureline had placed the urgent essay order with and asked for a sample essay paper that was ready in 24 hours. It guided them through writing the college assignments on their own. They didn’t spend much time to learn how to structure their papers, what to write about as well as which sources to turn to. All this stuff they got in the received sample that helped them complete all the tasks much faster and hand them in on time.

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And They Lived Happily Ever After

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Having passed all the writings, guys got a lot of time to have fun and enjoy their student life to the fullest. They have admitted that this was the smartest decision they had ever made, and their ‘A+’ results only back up this point.

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The End

Why make up unrealistic films if there are a lot of down-to-earth alternative ideas? Maybe, one day, hour or minute, our version will also be screened, and you will realize that you were the ground breaker who has seen the very basics of the legend! 😉

5 Thor Stories That Should Be Used For Future Marvel Movies

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Chris Hemsworth Thor MarvelAfter those amazing Thor: Ragnarok trailers, everyone’s talking about Odinson. This looks like a fun movie, and it makes me excited for where they might take Thor in the future. After Avengers: Infinity War, Thor is fair game for Marvel Studios (and hopefully Taika Waititi again) to do whatever they want with him.

There are some amazing Thor stories in the Marvel catalog for them to take inspiration from. I think that’s pretty key at this point, for them to just take inspiration from these stories and not follow the plot 100 percent. The Marvel Cinematic Universe is just too different compared to the Marvel Comics line, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some amazing stories the movies could emulate.

So here are five Thor stories that should be used for future movies. Hit Next to find out more! 

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