Stephen Colbert Spreads Fake Spoilers For ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

The Late Show host reveals his plan to avoid any 'Avengers: Infinity War' spoilers by spreading his very own false spoilers.

With Avengers: Infinity War finally out in theaters, The Late Show host Stephen Colbert revealed his plan to avoid any spoilers for the film: by disseminating his own false spoilers to the internet.

Doubling down on Marvel’s campaign to prevent Avengers: Infinity War spoilers to be divulged to fans that have not seen the movie yet, Colbert exclaims that he “[doesn’t] want any of you nerds spoiling my nerding,” before beginning to reveal his fake spoilers. Included in Colbert’s list are “Iron Man ties trying to get a bagel out of the toaster with a fork,” and “The Hulk is put out of commission when Bruce Banner discovers Paxil”.

Despite the campaign to prevent spoilers from being shared, fans have taken to Twitter to post spoilers without context.

Have you seen Marvel‘s Avengers: Infinity War yet? Sound off your opinions below!

Here is the synopsis for Avengers: Infinity War: 

As the Avengers and their allies have continued to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero to handle, a new danger has emerged from the cosmic shadows: Thanos. A despot of intergalactic infamy, his goal is to collect all six Infinity Stones, artifacts of unimaginable power, and use them to inflict his twisted will on all of reality. Everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment – the fate of Earth and existence itself has never been more uncertain.

Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, the film stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage, Benedict Wong, Pom Klementieff, Karen Gillan, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Gwyneth Paltrow, Benicio del Toro, Josh Brolin, Chris Pratt, Danai Gurira and Letitia Wright.

Avengers: Infinity War is now playing.

Source: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert