‘Guardians Vol. 2’ Star Chris Pratt: ‘Everyone Will Get Pregnant’

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Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 star Chris Pratt has penned a hilarious post on his Facebook page hyping the new film.

While sharing James Gunn’s recent post featuring the film’s new IMAX poster, Pratt wrote the following:

On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming. There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh. #GotGVol2 will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady. This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We’re gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don’t be the only person on the planet who doesn’t see this movie.

Humbly,
Starlord

Humbly, indeed. I, for one, certainly hope everything Pratt says here is true, because I’m really looking forward to the film. And I want an awesome pet dinosaur too!

Set to the backdrop of “Awesome Mixtape #2,” Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 continues the team’s adventures as they traverse the outer reaches of the cosmos. The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill’s true parentage. Old foes become new allies and fan-favorite characters from the classic comics will come to our heroes’ aid as the Marvel cinematic universe continues to expand.

Directed by James Gunn, the film stars Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Glenn Close, Pom Klementieff, Elizabeth Debicki and Kurt Russell.

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hits theaters on May 5, 2017.

Source: Chris Pratt’s Facebook

7 Reasons Why ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Will Be A Unique Entry In The MCU

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Thor RagnarokThe Marvel Cinematic Universe is about to be in a really interesting position soon. They have been building upon their established universe and characters for close to ten years now and next year it will all come together in Avengers: Infinity War. A huge event that will shake the core of the universe, but before that the universe is set to have something a little bit different be released. The third entry in the Thor series titled, Thor: Ragnarok, is set to be released in November of this year and with it comes a bit of a diversion from the norm. A lot of the news, images, and information about the film seems to highlight that it will be different from a lot of what the MCU has been doing.  The unique qualities are present in multiple areas so without further delay here are 7 reasons why Thor: Ragnarok will be a unique entry in the MCU.

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Jeff Grantz

Jeff Grantz

Jeff Grantz is an Atlanta-based writer, filmmaker and host of The Amazing Nerdiverse Podcast (on iTunes and YouTube).

  • Vegas82

    Love it. I’m dying to see this flick, luckily it’s not far off…